Logan's 2020 Prediction

As Logan and I were in the middle of our customary Sunday night talking-and-messing-around session, Mom was on the phone with Robby saying something about how she and Dad hadn't made plans for their cruise yet since so many upcoming things were up in the air. And Logan said, "Yeah, like Abbie's baby, and you going to college," and I said, "And Kaci's baby, and Wendy's baby, and Forrey's graduation, and Tommy's wedding..."
"And your baby, and Sharon's baby, and Abbie's other baby, and my baby!"
And I said, "You're having a baby?"
And Logan said, "No, my wife is, ding-dong!"
And I said, "You're married?!"
And he said, "Yeah! It's the year 2020."
Then Logan proceeded to give me the update on various family members, since apparently I was Rip van Winkle (emphasis on winkle). After two seconds I made him slow down and repeat what he'd already said so I could write it down because I knew it'd be funny. I never thought it would get to this point, but it's pretty funny so I decided to post it.

So without further ado, here's Logan's prediction for our family in 2020.

Robby & Sharon
3 more kids: Landon, Andrea, and Kevin.

Andra & David
2 more kids: Tyler (that's Pumpkin #3--Logan's convinced that Andra and I are wrong and it's a boy) and Sara

Tommy & Doris
2 kids: Cesar and Elina

Forrest & Abbie
7 kids: Rico (Forrey wouldn't hear of naming him Lincoln), Isaac, Lincoln (apparently he gave in), Lisaac, Incoln, Abygale, Abigayle

Wendy & Jon
2 more kids: Jonathan Jr. (goes by Jonathan, Logan wants to point out), Ava

Kaci & Tom
3 kids: Increase (that's a boy FYI), Kaci King White, Sheryle The Third

Summer & Christian
4 kids: Christian (goes by Chris), Jeff, Meredith, Rosalee
Summer married Christian as a sophomore. (Thanks a lot, Logan.)

Logan & Brittany (not the one he goes to school with now, he is quick to point out)
2 kids: Laura and Emily (Logan mentioned that Emily's popularity dropped from 3 to 300 in the 5 years before she was born, 2013-2018. Does that make it a better name choice? I don't know. That's just what he said.)
Logan served his mission in Nauru, a tiny Pacific island country. Although he had already learned the language, Nauruan, his mission president sent him back to the Provo MTC to learn French and Mandarin. Logan went back to Nauru and finished his mission, teaching the huge French and Chinese populations there.
He met Brittany at BYU, where he got a Master's in accounting. He's been a manager for KPMG ever since.