More from last week

For extra-bored blogviewers, here's more from the archives. :)

"I ate Taco Doritos 2 hours ago and I can't get the smell off my hands."

"Is this dip meant to be served hot? Am I supposed to heat it?" Well, do you want it hot?

"How many potatoes does it take to make a bag of chips?"

"What are Cheetos supposed to taste like?" I'll give you 3 guesses.

Prank call from what sounded like a recording of Mr. Rogers- "Are you okay? I feel sick. Do you have a kitty? Can I be your friend?" etc.

A guy determined to submit a suggestion for a new product, which we aren't allowed to take- "Is it because I don't have a degree in marketing? Is that why you won't take it?" I told him he could come work for us and do all the suggesting he wanted.

"Can I make my own Fritos with the ingredients on the back of the bag?"

A lady complained that she found mold in her salsa- after it had been sitting in her fridge for 2 months.

People who didn't like the new X13D Doritos (which is most of the people who call about it- it's a promo where you try to name the flavor) called it:
Top Ramen seasoning
sewer chips
rotten fish
gross Whopper