Week 14

Best names
women
Thomasa
Robbin
Odette
Sherryle
Agatha
Alberta
Dmitria
Takita
Shalyqua
Liesl (I thought of you, Andra)

men
Kirby (Heyborne?)
Lavern
Hicks
Blaise Bloomer
Skye Striker
Tim McGraw

best last name
Fazenbaker (fake 'n' baker?)

Best cities
Summerville SC
Niceville FL
Pewee Valley KY
Feeding Hills MA
Cut Bank MT
Climax MI
Lizard Lick NC

Best foreign matter
gum
penny

Best reasons to call
-to ask how we get the salt in our sunflower seeds
-to complain that your chips are too fresh
-to ask if we make Bugles, and if we don't, who does?
-to ask if your rapper friend who calls himself Cracker Jack could get sued by FL when he makes it bigtime and gets famous
-to suggest that we sell Cool Ranch Doritos seasoning separately (I've gotten that several times, and never from an adult. Like anyone would buy it....ew)
-to ask why we use Triangle K, because some people don't trust Triangle K
-to ask why sunflower seeds aren't taxed
-to ask how you can crisp up your chips
-to ask if you can be in our next commercial
-to ask if there's a prize for finding a chip with a perfect triangle in the center, because you did

Happiest talkers
-the British lady who went on and on about how much she liked my name and her policemen and firefighter sons and her grandbaby who she wanted to name "Melisserann," as she said it, but got named something else. Her accent cracked me up...it was like British aristocracy meets West Virginia hillbilly.
-the New York lady who went on and on about how good Sunchips are and how wonderful she thought it was that we use solar energy and how it's too bad that New York can't do that because they just don't have sunshine up there like we do in Texas.