Thanks to the new lds.org and Robby, I was able to find a legible map of my mission. (It's the long one between Death Valley, Kings Canyon & Sequoia NPs.) San Fernando and Santa Clarita, where the mission office is located, are at the southern tip. If you go to new.lds.org and sign in, you can use this maps tool to look at ward and stake boundaries and locate temples and meetinghouses, among other things. The Professor's already been playing on it for hours.
ETA: In my temporary obsession with maps, here's a closer look at the southern knob of the mission. Look how close the ocean is!!
P.S. Forrest won the Official Family Guess-Off with his guess of Temple Square!
