I think most people who read the BYU
Daily Universe Police Beat would agree that it's a little ridonculous. Here are some sample incidents from last semester. I hope you enjoy!
Tip of the week Sept. 20: Mo-peds are a great mode of transportation but drivers need to take necessary precautions to drive defensively. Assume other drivers can't see or hear you and be prepared to take evasive action. But the most important thing is to wear a helmet, because traumatic head injuries are the leading cause of fatalities. On a motorcycle or mo-ped you can be right, but you can be dead right.
Well, that's putting it bluntly!Suspicious behaviorSept. 16: Juveniles were reported launching objects in the Richards Building area, in the direction of the pool. As police were taking this report, another victim complained of somebody throwing objects from the west overpass on North Campus Drive. Police think the two incidents are related. One of the victims followed the suspects to Helaman Halls and got a room number. Nobody responded at the room, but police are following up on this incident.
Sept. 17: A 21-year-old female student reported a suspicious man near the old UVSC campus, west of Helaman Halls. The suspect was described as a 30-year-old man, 5-foot-10, normal build, scruffy face, a two-day-old beard, a European accent, and wearing a tan baseball cap, tan shirt and dark pants. He was reported for being suspicious simply because he didn't fit the profile of a student or an employee, and being a little bit off the man thoroughfare of campus, the student was concerned.
Warrant serviceSept. 15: After stopping a 24-year-old male student for an illegal left turn, police discovered he had an outstanding warrant for $172 for failure to register a vehicle. The student was taken to the bank where he withdrew the money, then was taken to the Provo Justice Court where he paid the citation. He was then taken home since the vehicle wasn't correctly registered.
Shouldn't've made that left turn!Criminal mischiefOct. 6-7: The Chicago Bears logo was painted on the window of a 2006 Honda Civic in the parking lot south of the Knight Mangum Building. Relish was also dumped on the car. It is unknown if the car was damaged as a result of this vandalism.
Disorderly conductOct. 7: A witness heard an explosion outside F. Smith Hall in Heritage Halls. When she went outside to see what it was, she saw two males standing near a small bottle on the ground. The device was similar to a dry ice bomb, but the ingredients were different. The offenders have been identified as two students living in Snow Hall. They were charged with misdemeanor violations of disorderly conduct.
Who cares what the ingredients were?Communications violationOct. 2: An independent study student threatened to disrupt the IT system with constant e-mails and phone calls because he was unhappy about a grade he had received. Several e-mails were exchanged between the student and the department. The student's grade was raised half a point, but he is still unhappy about his grade.
Why raise his grade at all?Property damageOct. 3: A sign reportedly fell on a vehicle in the visitor parking lot east of the Wilkinson Center. There was no apparent damage to the vehicle.
Am I missing something? If there was no apparent damage, why publish the incident under "property damage"?HarassmentOct. 4: Two teenage girls were reported speeding around the northeast parking lot at Wymount Terrace. They were harassing pedestrians, screaming at them, calling them names, and at one point, nearly hitting somebody. The officer met with the two females in the car. Their excuse for their behavior was that a pedestrian was careless. They claimed he walked out in front of them without paying attention and they almost hit him. There was some disrespectful verbal commentary between the pedestrian and the car occupants.
StalkingOct. 5: A female student reported that her former boyfriend was stalking her. On one particular day, he called her 26 times. She was given some safety tips and a copy of the police department's no contact letter. The police will be working the case and more than likely giving him a letter telling him to leave her alone.
"More than likely"?TheftOct. 5: Two cardboard star figures were stolen from a promotional booth set up at the Bookstore. One was Han Solo, the other was Princess Leia.
Well, good thing we know who they are, because we're their only hope.Oct. 5-15: Three Hollywood bases were taken from the Miller Park playing field. The white 15-by-15-by-3 inch bases are valued at $200.
Okay, I can understand why stealing Han and Leia would be great fun, but why baseball bases?ThreateningOct. 3: A male student received a text message on his cell phone indicating that he would die within 9 hours and 16 minutes.
I laughed so hard.Roommate conflictSept. 12: A conflict, due to a failure to communicate and just talk problems out, was reported between two 18-year-old female students living in M. Smith Hall in Heritage Halls. The roommates have been arguing over apartment chores and accusing one another of destroying each other's food. Profanity and some hair pulling was involved. This has been turned over to the housing office for a resolution.
Um...profanity and hair pulling??Suspicious activityOct. 23: A 19-year-old female student, living in Taylor Hall in Helaman Halls, received a suspicious phone call from a man claiming to be a psychology student who asked her to participate in an experiment for his psychology class. She had read the police beat tip of the week in The Daily Universe on Oct. 12, and hung up on him.
Is the Universe
just trying to put a plug in for their tip of the week?Oct. 26: A man wearing a dark sweatshirt was reported hiding in the bushes on Maeser Hill. An officer talked to him and discovered that he was there with his girlfriend, playing a game. The officer suggested that they shouldn't be doing that and they left.
Oct. 29: An 18-year-old male student was lying on the couch in his apartment and heard the front door slowly open. A man peered in, saw him lying on the couch and ran away. The police suspect he was intending to commit a crime. Unfortunately, they were unable to get a description on the suspect.
A description on
the suspect?One of my favorites:Oct. 27: A male individual was reported yelling in the Eyring Science Center. When the officers arrived, they discovered he was actually singing along to music playing on his iPod.
Suspicious incidents (I'd like to know the difference between suspicious activity and suspicious incidents)
Oct. 4: A BYU employee was driving down the hill near the Tanner Building when his vehicle was hit by a water balloon. He thought the balloon came from the direction of the Tanner Building or Helaman Halls. There are no suspects.
It's just a water balloon...Oct. 6: Three female students were reported for suspicious activity outside Felt Hall in Heritage Halls. When police arrived, they discovered the suspects were shooting each other with squirt guns. They were interviewed and let go.
Since when are squirt guns suspicious?And my other favorite:Oct. 5: A female occupant of Wyview Park was asleep in her apartment when someone threw a cat through her partially open window. A man outside the window was communicating with her, trying to talk her into letting him come into the apartment, but she refused. The police think he threw the cat through the window so she would let him in. The suspect has not yet been identified.
What??