Top 10 reasons Dallas deserves the NBA trophy:
10. The Bible Belt vs. the Bikini Belt: WWJP (What would Jesus pick?)
9. Our most colorful billionaire, Ross Perot, ran for president; Miami's most colorful billionaire, Wayne Huizenga, ran a garbage truck.
8. They have American Airlines Arena. We have American Airlines Center and American Airlines.
7. No one ever asked, "Who shot Crockett and Tubbs?"
6. Our Gov. Bush is a higher achiever then their Gov. Bush.
5. Our owner blogs better then their owner.
4. Our native footwear--cowboy boots--are better for butt-kickin' than theirs--flip-flops.
3. They have South Beach, we have the Trinity River...OK, they got us there, but don't look for Calatrava bridges over Biscayne Bay anytime soon.
2. We don't call the arena district "Victory" for nothing.
1. If David Hasselhoff is for us, who can be against us?
--Dallas Morning News
GO MAVS!!!
1 comment:
Nice post, Summer - Way to be a true fan. The Mavs are squashing the sorry Heat. You should post more good top 10 lists in the future.
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