Week 11

Best names
Lace
Tikara
Tyasia
Karmesia
Chiquita
Jeterrica
Candis
Jamaz
Burr
Jade Stone

Best places
Falls Church VA--I was born there
Rolla MO--it's real peaceful out there...
Telephone TX
Horseheads NY
Norman OK--my home sweet home
Kalispell MT--let's go, Dad

Best foreign matter
fork

Some things I heard this week...
"The last name is Valentine like the holiday, spelled V-A-L-L-E-N-T-I-N-E."
"You're a live person?"
Imagine this in the gravelliest, creepiest old man voice possible: "You know what Doritos go great with? A martini. You know what a martini is? You should use that in advertising. Doritos...with a martini."